There was an interesting shirt i found. It said this
ALG. 101 : Chapter 1 – Girls are Evil
First, we are all aware that girls require Time and Money
Girls = Time x Money
And, we have already proven that Time = Money
Time = Money
THEREFORE :
Girls = Money x Money = Money²
And we all know Money is the root of all evil
Money = (√Evil) ²
And thus,
GIRLS = EVIL
what we could have been, 17:59.